This may come as a surprise but I dont want to sexually harass you....

So it has come to my attention that I may have a reputation that is partially unfounded and I would like to set the record straight once and for all, I dont want to sexually harass you, I actually want to tenderly love you (well other than maybe you.... pretty much I just want to rip your clothes off and lick you a little bit... nothing strange). I have some how got this rap as a bit of a sexual deviant and I guess this makes me giggle, because honestly people, look at me. As I stated in my first post I am really nothing special or out of the ordinary... but I think what may have created this reputation is my friendliness and the fact that I am not afraid to speak about my unfortunate experiences (because lets face it, I am a born story teller). So yeah I am probably a bit of a deviant, but it is probably less than what you think it is

Is it rape eyes if he likes it

Hi my name is Kerry, I have seemingly terrible luck with guys, but my friends constantly tell me that they cant keep up with which guy I am liking, or which guy I am going out for a drink with, there are two things here, either my friends are 1. Forgetful (a sign of being drunks) or 2. I have men coming out my wazoo. I guess there is possibly a little from column a and a little from column b. So I hear you asking, how do I get all the guys that I do? I think it is possibly my great ability to bullshit and that I have confidence, because after all kids, as Willy Wonka says to Violet "Confidence is Key" 

I would like to take this opportunity to point out that whilst I might meet a lot of men 95% of them are just random meetings and maybe a follow up drink and it never goes any further than that. Just because I meet a lot of guys, doesnt mean I "meet" a lot of guys if you get what I mean. I thrive on meeting new people and making new friends, and as much of a surprise as it is, I dont want to sleep with every guy who I meet.

It has also come to my attention that I am that girl that generally makes the inappropriate jokes about anything sexual, or giggles at the inappropriate times in the conversation when something could be slightly dirty. I wonder how I came to be this girl and if this has a bearing on the way that the world views me? I guess I just like to take the easy laugh and I am like a small child, if you laugh at me I am going to continue playing up. Also just for the record the people that laugh are also just as dirty as I am, maybe just not as quick so I am not taking the wrap on this one all on my own.

Thats me climbing your computer to steal your porns

To me, sex has never been a taboo subject. I grew up with very liberal parents and this is something that I am very thankful for. Sex was never something that was hidden from us and when we came of sex making age they explained it to us and brought it all out in the open. It was comforting knowing that if I ever had any issues (or my friends had issues) that my parents would be there to help and listen without being judgemental. Because of this to me sex has never really been anything more than that, it shouldnt be serious, it should be something fun and thats why I joke and talk as much about it as I do. Sex is natural, just like farts, and we joke about farts dont we?

While I was away it was maybe some what surprising to me that a lot of guys cracked onto me when I was at the race track. A day didnt go past without someone having a go, and a few times situations arose that made me go "Woahhh, wtf?!?? back this truck up" and on pondering this point to a shaggy haired Jesus Look alike, he told me that I was pretty flirty, and being one of the few girls up there, it was bound to happen. Where did the flirty come from? because honest to buggery half the time I dont actually realise that I am doing it. Do guys know the difference between flirty and friendly? or is it actually me that is getting the difference wrong?

Why people cracked onto this... I have no idea

Or it could be my overtly sexual nature? On my first Japan trip, I frequented this dodgy bar in Roppongi called Gas Panic, full of Gaijins and lots of people for me to talk to. I was travelling alone so anywhere that I could go that was full of westerners was a win for me, I ended up going to this bar so often that I got known to the bar staff. One of the staff was a cute little girl called Arisa and we built up a pretty good relationship, I ended up leaving Tokyo and heading to Kyoto but got sucked into coming back for a night of partying with some cool kids I met from Queensland, so after being missing from the bar for about a week I walked back in and had Arisa spot me, jump onto me yelling hentai. Well for you non Japanese speaking person Hentai means Pervert (its also what they call the cartoon porn) and I was a little taken back by this, I told her I knew what it meant and she just laughed. 


I was pondering the name to a very tall, very good looking French guy called Alex (he was wearing a leather jacket and  looked like a bad boy, how could I not talk to him) and he told me to not take offence to it, he said it simply meant that I was confident and overtly sexual, I wonder how one becomes overtly sexual just by being there? I still dont actually know to this day what that means, maybe I have rape eyes? I do often get told I have really nice eyes.... maybe there is a link.

Yeah I'd Hit it

So really this is my pondering, it can be summed up like this
- I like Cheap Laughs 
- I have rape Eyes 
- I am overtly sexual 
- And I flirt without knowing it sometimes


Think what you will of me, because there is very little I can do about that, but maybe look at it from my point of view, I cant help being the person I am with the nature that I have and being this awesome isnt easy. If I give you the eye, I may not want your body... but then again maybe I do. Maybe its good to keep you guessing. 


Love and Rape Eyes 


Miss K 


P.S As a side note, remember partners is just a number, it doesnt change the person who you are. If you have morals and only do it because you want to, you arent doing anything wrong. If people tell you that no one will marry you because you give it out to easy, they are probably frigid fucking bitches with expectations too high and they wouldnt know what they are talking about anyway. Its just a number and everyone comes with a past. It should be no different for girls and guys, so if you are one of the people that judges, pull your fucking head out of your arse!!! This is the 21st Century (or dont pull your head out, that just means more men for me)