I'll show you mine if you show me yours?

By golly, its been a busy week, work, dancing, work, trying to make friends, getting three pictures of cocks, a bit more work. Yeah see like I said BUSY. I am sure that you glanced over everything else but the Three Cock Pictures caught your eye. Well they caught my eye as well, and not for the first time. Its not just a recent thing either, I have honestly lost count of the amount of "packages" that have been delivered to my phone in the past. When did I become that girl that you send your cock to?  Do they send them to me because of my overtly sexual nature? or do these guys send their johnsons to every girl that they have in their contact list? If this is the case at least I know that I'm not alone and adrift in the cocksea

Here is my catch...

So nudes and sexting? what are my thoughts? I think it has its places, its a great way for couples to know that the other person is thinking about them, or letting a perspective partner know what they are signed up for. Around about 75% of the genitals that I have received in the past though have come from people that I have not had intimate relations with, was this a wasted couple of cents for them? I generally as a rule only send them to people that I am sleeping with, because they at least its something that they have already seen before and where is the harm in that?

Maybe its just me but sometimes if I find a guy sexually appealing I wonder what equipment he is packing downstairs, I thought about this point for a while and I actually do this less than what you would imagine. I guess I really do look at it like its a lucky dip. You aren't meant to know whats inside the wrapping until you stick your hand inside the "box". But I will add a warning, there is honestly nothing worse than when the "surprise toy" doesn't match your expectation. I once received a photo from a very VERY good looking young lad, he was tall and well built so I guess I had high expectation of "little him" but sadly that wasn't the case. From then on, when ever I had to see him I looked at him and laughed a little bit inside thinking about his pantal inadequacies. I will also admit to telling my friends that he had a small cock, so they got a laugh out of it as well. That seems like a bitchy thing to do but its not like I actually showed them the photo, come now I do have some semblance of class. 

My thoughts on nudes of me? Heck yeah, I am all for it and I will admit that I have done it in the past and still do it now. Sometimes I look in the mirror and go "GOD DAMN" and I think that these moments need to be celebrated. The expression "Take a picture it lasts longer" actually comes in handy here, because while the feeling may not last, the picture sure as hell does. Is it wrong to look at photos of yourself and appreciate what you see? I don't really think so. So how did I go from photos for me to photos for everyone? One of my favourite fem bloggers CONSTANTLY warns about the danger of sending nudes and her advise is not to do it but if you do make sure as not include your face so it cant be traced, I guess for someone as tattooed as me my face is really neither here nor there, because my body is just as easily recognisable. I do have my limits though. Its generally only photos of my rack (cause I know they wont be up for ever) and sometimes my arse but NEVER my lady garden. I wonder why this is, if I am honest I am actually pretty scared of Vagina's (yes even my own) and once you've seen one, you have pretty much seen them all. And its whats on the inside that counts anyway

I have learnt however not store photos on my phone any more and I will admit that I learnt this the hard way. Even with the most careful of precautions things can go amiss and the short and curlies can fall into the wrong hands. I guess I was lucky that when this happened to me it wasn't that big of a deal but it made me learn my lesson none the less.  Going back a few years before fancy phones and locking codes I was at the local race track watching the drifts and my phone was in my pocket as I was laying on the grass (or so I thought). I got up to use the toilet and on coming back a friend was reclining on the lawn with my phone on his chest and Cheshire cat smile on his face. I knew straight away that this couldn't be a good thing so I approached with caution. As I got closer to him he threw my phone at me with a wink and remarked "There you go Porno Tits". I am sure you can join the dots on this one, my phone had fallen out on the grass, the young lad had seen his opportunity, seized the moment and scrolled through my pictures and came across the money shot. I am not going to pretend that I wasn't secretly pretty stoked that a young boy was saying I had amazing tits, I had been told this a lot before but it was generally by people that I was having sex with, and we both now that this is some what of a Biased comment. If they want to have intimacies with me again of course they are going to be complementary of my assets. 

I wanna be this girl

So really I am fine with it, I don't plan on getting into politics or marrying a royal any time soon so a few photos of my boobs sitting on some guys phone Inst really going to bother me. Id like to think that I choose carefully to who I send them too and that they would respect the arrangement that we have entered into. Really if they didn't, remember I have evidence as well, so I have a bit of pull on where their "bits of pull" ends up, if you get my drift. So I say, send away, you never know what its going to get you, And maybe "I will show me your if you show me mine is anything" could be the start of something beautiful

Love and Nipples 

Miss K 

P.S Just a little note below to the guys. If you are going to send a photo, it doesn't always need to be of your dongle, there are plenty more appealing parts of your body that don't involve nudity. I got a photo sent to me the other day by The Tattoo boy and it was just his torso and admittedly that photo turned me on way more than a pic of his cock would have (not that there is anything wrong with his cock don't get me wrong). Women like a bit of mystery and we like to use our imagination. A shot of your hip bones (now that's a "bone" I like to see) or your neck and collar bone will win out every time over a picture of your penis. Well for me at least. I guess its something to think about 

This is much sexier than my garden, I bet you want to nibble my neck a little bit..