The other day a friend suggested that I should start a Vlog, like a blog
but the main difference being instead of you guys having to read my
words, you could look at my beautiful face while I spew them in your
direction. I thought about it and decided that it would be a novel idea
and that I should probably give it a go. So the other night I did, and
let me tell you, recording myself is much harder than this writing stuff
that I pretend to do, and add to that the fact that I had to put a face
on, do my hair, change out of my white top I was wearing because I was
disappearing in to the wall behind me and I actually had to think on my
feet. It turned out not as badly as one would expect from ones first
foray in to cinema (I know its surprising but I have never made back
yard porn). So here it is, my first Vlog, its called "Semen Sharing"
But
wait, there is more, I have realised on watching this back that there
was so much on this topic that wasn't actually covered and I feel like
it needs to be. To give you back ground on the story, a friend of mine
(who alarmingly I have just realised does not have an alias and probably
should) was saying the other night while we were out dining that he was
under the impression that Australian girls did not like copping a load
on them during the closing moments of Coitus and because he was
programmed to think this, on encountering a European Princess instead of
offending her, he got up and ran to the bathroom to finish himself off.
While I laughed at his story, it left me with some (more) questions
Should
I be taking it on my face? - I was of the illusion that anywhere below
the neck is fine but on further investigations I am starting to think
that maybe I am the one that is lacking here. 90% of women I have spoken
to about this topic have said that in past, they have let their gentle
fellows cum on their face and it was acceptable (As long as it wasn't in
their eyes or in their hair). I find the whole idea incredibly
disrespectful so have never let anyone near it... maybe I have been
going about it wrong this whole time? maybe I am missing out on an
amazing face mask and a great source of protein that is cheaper that pre-work out. I don't know that I will change my mind but I might at least think about it... maybe.
Does
it Kill the mood? - the general consensus is yes it would, one minute
you are having a grand ol' time and the next, old mate is up and
trotting to the John. No doubt you are confused and possibly questioning
if he ate a bad burrito for dinner. The same goes for you ladies, if he
has deposited, don't get up and run straight to the bathroom to do the
sit and cough (don't even pretend to not know what I am talking about).
You are missing out on one of the nice bits (supposedly) of intimacy,
The post coital glow and cuddling. So lets just get it straight, you
need to lay there in your filth until a mutual agreeable time that you
go to clean up, either by yourself or with you partner. There is nothing
like that shared shower experience after all. I hope you realise that
we are in a drought , its import to try and find ways to conserve
water.
But
what about what I want? - maybe I am odd but I can see the appeal in
being the receptacle for your significant others offerings. There is
something sexy and dirty and hot about copping a load in your chosen
area but in the past I have been with guys that have been unwilling to
do that for me. From my experience (as limited in recent years as it is)
if you say to a guy "cum where you like" 9 times out of 10 they are
going to want to come inside you. Which is fine too but despite asking
repeatedly to multiple partners I have been unable to get them to agree
to play target practice with my chest and this issue perplexes me..... is it me? Is there something wrong with me? Its me isn't it?
I
am going to sit here and start asking myself the hard questions, so
then when the time comes for me to get freaky I will have the answers.
And in case you were wondering, yes he did go back to cuddle.
Love and Second Cummings
Miss K
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